STOLEN FROM CHRISERZ. :3 Much love.

My life according to Google
Type in the following and choose the first choice.


1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Dam Diabetes: Sekonds needs...
(Google gave me diabetes. .__.)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Sekonds looks like a flashlight.
(...Kay.)


3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Sekonds does the crazy dance.
(Been there, done that, bought the shirt AND wore it out.)


4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Sekonds hates the british accent and scary things.
(...Scary things are scary. ;_

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Sekonds Goes Bra-ZERK
(Lulz)


6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Sekonds LOVES Pearl Jam.
(Hey, PJ's a good band. :<


8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
CLEETHORPES'S most famous feline resident, Sekonds, has died
(Avenge my death. MURDER GOOGLE. MUAHHAHAHA!)


9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
My puppy is throwing up and Sekonds died.
(I'm always dying. ;_


10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search
Sekonds won't leave pregnant female alone..
(._______.)

11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
The Vegetable Dishes I can't live without by Sekonds
(At least Google didn't kill me.)


12: Type in "[your names] wants" in Google Search:
Sekonds wants Enrique as her hero.
(I hope Enrique is a nice young man who is did not commit unspeakable crimes. .__.)


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Have fun. :3